The CIA gets yelled at for not anticipating the Egyptian revolution. Their main problem? They weren't monitoring Twitter and Facebook. They should go hire some whipper snappers to take care of that. I imagine the following conversation between a recent hire and his mother:
Mom: "Oh, that's swell sweetie. Congrats on your new grown-up job. Can you take out the trash?"
CIA Twitter Guy: "Mooooom. I'm like a spy now. You can't ask a spy to take out the trash. I'm super important now."
Mom: "Oh bullshit. You're just getting paid to read those dumb twats or tweets or whatever the hell they are because no one else wants such a tedious and lame job. Now take out the trash."
CIA Twitter Guy: [Grumble, grumble] "Fine."
Oh, sweet progress!
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Love your dialogue! You need to write for The Daily Show.
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