Friday, April 9, 2010

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Bad metaphor contest. Some gems:


The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

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